In case you missed some of the jokes here are some of the Clash of Clans jokes. Vote for your favorite or add your own down in the comments below or share them in the clan chat and I'll add them here.
Bar Jokes!A wall breaker walks into a bar...
...there were no survivors.
A wall breaker walks into a bar...
He tells the bartender: "I'll take a beer ...and a mop..."
A dragon walks into a bar...
Before he can order the bartender shouts across "No Smoking!!"
A: I hate canned food.
Q: What did the dragon say when he got 49% and lost 30 trophies?
A: Momma said there'd be knights like this.
A: He had a staff infection.
Q: What's a wizard's favorite school subject?
A: Spelling.
Q: What do you call two witches living together?
A: Broommates.
Q: What do you call a vampire goblin?
A: Hemogoblin
Q: Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?
A: You didn't? It's all over town!
Clash of Clans Love Connections
Q: Why did the wizard break up with the witch?
A: She flew off the handle one too many times
Q: What did the archer say to the handsome barbarian?
A: You make me quiver.
Q: Why did the archer break up with the barbarian?
A: She was a straight shooter and he kept missing the point.
Q: Why did the barb break up with the archer?
A: She had too many drawbacks.
Q. Why did the Valkerie break up with the Golem?
ReplyDeleteA. He was just to rough on the edges.
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I play clash of clans on the toilet and push😣2 trophies. When I gowipe I hope my finger doesnt go through the toilet paper.
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